Susannah Kline, novelist ([info]offwithherhead) wrote,
@ 2008-07-06 18:32:00
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Entry tags:smiting the fictional character, writing

No, that's your jewelry! That's your phone! That's your television!
So the fictional character gets upset. Maybe she broke up with her significant other, so she takes her diamond engagement ring and throws it into the ocean. This is supposed to signify the fact that she is now free.

Or she wants to get a guy off the phone with his work, so she tosses the phone out the window, where it flies and breaks into pieces when it hits the ground. This is supposed to signify the fact that there are more important things than work in this world, especially when you're with your family.

Or a guy is so enraged by what he sees on television that he throws a large object at it, breaking the television. This is supposed to signify that...he is really pissed, I'd assume.

This writing device drives me nuts. It's so unnecessary. You don't throw an expensive diamond ring into the ocean for the fishes. You sell that diamond ring and give yourself a vacation or luxury trips to the spa.

You don't throw away someone's phone. How rude is that? What kind of neurotic person takes another's expensive electronic device and ruins it? Plus there's the obvious fact that work isn't the only reason for a phone.

If you don't want the phone used, just take the battery out and hide it. Ruining a phone serves no purpose. That stuff costs money, especially the ritzy phone of a guy who works a lot.

I think it would hurt inside to see a fictional character throw an iPhone out the window. I've not seen it yet, but it's probably in the works somewhere.

And why would you ruin your own television, which probably cost you hundreds of dollars? Turn off the tv or change channels! It's not that difficult. There are buttons.

To be fair, though, I can think of a couple times when the TV destruction writing twist was managed effectively. The most recent example in my memory is in BBC's miniseries Jekyll. I remember thinking, "Wow, I actually understand why he wrecked the tv." It was a mind game between himself and his alter-ego, Hyde. When it's a mind game (or, let's say, supernatural forces which keep the tv on even when it's turned off), then it becomes more acceptable.

But if the character is upset by things people say about him on television, or if his favorite team lost and he had an irresponsibly huge bet on the game, or any other matter that can be solved by just changing the channel or turning the tv off, then the character has completely lost me when he destroys the tv.

Writing devices like these are guaranteed to remind me that what I'm seeing or reading is fake, because they're entirely impractical in 'real life.' Well, at least from what I've experienced. I'm sure someone somewhere throws other people's phones out windows or into lakes. And I want them nowhere near me, please.

I dunno; has anyone you've known ever done something like this? Ruined an expensive electronic device or thrown away something worth lots of money that could be pawned? What goes through your mind when you see this stuff happening in fiction?




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[info]yelenia
2008-07-07 12:43 am UTC (link)
There is only one instance I can think of where I was pleased to see the destruction of equipment, and that was in Office Space.

Two examples where I've destroyed things:

When I worked retail, there were certain products we were required to destroy instead of shipping back to the distributor. This included gaming systems. I always wondered why we didn't send them to an electrician to fix, but since we weren't allowed to 'take them home to destroy, we found our pleasure venting our frustrations on plastic and metal.

When I was in ceramics, we would celebrate 'Chinese new year'. Pieces that had been fired, but were adversely affected by the process, or work people left/didn't want anymore were taken to the kiln room (or to the big trash can) and a hammer was applied liberally. These were obviously not expensive items, but for some a great deal of time was spent on them.

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[info]offwithherhead
2008-07-07 01:15 am UTC (link)
Oh yeah; I didn't mean when it's your job to do that. I worked at Waldenbooks four years, and had to get used to ripping the covers off of magazines and mass market paperbacks, and throwing the rest away.

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[info]yelenia
2008-07-07 01:22 am UTC (link)
But there's such a difference between when you're required to and when you relish the duty.

As it stands, those were the closest things I could think of!


I was never pleased throwing away stripped books. Such a waste. Tho, I told one or two shelter workers that while we couldn't donate them, there was little we could do to prevent dumpster diving.

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[info]offwithherhead
2008-07-07 06:10 am UTC (link)
Yup, that's why our dumpster had a padlock on it, so only the garbage company and the bookstore employees could access the contents. No dumpster diving allowed for our store. :P

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[info]ashenshadow
2008-07-07 12:44 am UTC (link)
My life is not bad fiction I swear! But I have thrown expensive electronic devices before. And what goes through my head? "This will teach you to fuck around with me asshole." Most especially if they think I'm just bluffing.

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[info]offwithherhead
2008-07-07 01:16 am UTC (link)
Ha; interesting to know. And yeah, it becomes more viable the second someone says, "What, you don't think I'll do it?"

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AGREED!
(Anonymous)
2008-07-07 02:41 am UTC (link)
I completely agree with you!!! What the hell are these characters doing throwing away pricey items? Sell them on ebay or sell the diamond on sites like www.idonowidont.com. Make some money off them if anything. Don't just trash it. Seems pretty unrealistic to me. I would sell my ex's stuff and use the money to get something I want.

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[info]gillandred
2008-07-07 10:37 am UTC (link)
I got so angry one time, that I threw my watch and broke it.
That was like.. 20 years ago though.
I don't do stuff like that these days.

I'm pretty sure I've seen (in real life!) people throw remote controls in frustration, but not so they'd break the tv with it.

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[info]miriyaayanne
2008-07-07 11:02 pm UTC (link)
AMEN :|

Good gods how that plot device bothers me. I always end up complaining at the television screen what a waste of resources it is!

I do, however, drop my phone on a regular basis. But that's because I'm clumsy :P

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